Look Who's Talking


Look Who's Talking is the day care centre outside continuity, where the baby versions of the TTR characters - and more besides - are left for the day, watched over by the Supervisor and his assistants, free to do whatever they want - and we mean _whatever_ they want...




2003 ADWC Awards Charity Telethon - various, posted by Imran Inayat - Dalek gangsta rappers, obscene ice sculptures and the Seventh Doctor on the spoons - yep, it's the 2002 Adric Awards...

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Report - Credits

'Ask The Author' Was Never Like This... - Imran Inayat - LWT Management. Mailbag. Big trouble.

Bete Noire - B. K. Willis - A confrontation with old enemies leads Number One to an unusual place. Continued in Imran Inayat's "Fallout".

Breakout! - Imran Inayat - The Doctor's working on what?!

Careless Talk - Imran Inayat - Kiyone and Mara discover the dangers of talking in your sleep...

Casting and Contrariness - John Elliott - Izzy calls the Librarian in to look at the Book. Drabble.

Casting Off - Imran Inayat - Everyone gets what's coming to them.

Creche Groove - B. K. Willis - A battle for control of the cookie supply in the creche...

Dream Interrogation - Imran Inayat - Frobisher heads into the Dreaming to investigate a familiar murder case.

Ever Have One Of Those Days? - Imran Inayat - Fluff. Just fluff.

The Expert - John Elliott - The toddlers take on Miss Foster from "Partners in Crime". Pass the popcorn.

Fallout - Imran Inayat - The toddlers clear up the mess from Number One's encounter. Follow up to B. K. Willis's "Bete Noire".

Family Feuds - Imran Inayat - Could this be the start of something big? (well, small, relatively speaking...)

He's Back, And... - Imran Inayat - The new Doctor for 2005 has been announced - and the shockwaves ripple across the Outside settings...

Holding the Baby - John Elliott - Following from "Third Time Lucky". Izzy finds out what happened in her absence. Conclusion to the story that began in "Zoe Heriot and the Elf-Knight".

An Inspector's Lot - Ken Young - Magnus and Varne discover why a Guide Book Inspector's lot is not a happy one...

Invasion Of The Fan Ninjas! - Imran Inayat - Who are the Fan Ninjas? And why do they make Team Rocket look competent?

It's Story Time! - B. K. Willis - Fairy tales get horribly abused when the toddlers demand to hear a story.

Just Us Toddlers - Imran Inayat - A big hand, please, for... the Justice Toddlers!

Look Who's... - Imran Inayat - Introducing Look Who's Talking, the day care centre outside continuity.

Look Who's Stalking - B. K. Willis - Baby Adric has a hard time with the other children...

Master Test - Vicky J. - The Deadly Assassin and Keeper of Traken Masters insist their other incarnations prove their reputations for evil. This can't possibly go wrong... Spoilers through 'Last of the Time Lords'.

Prelude - Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Coda

Nyssa's Christmas Carol - Daibhid Ceannaideach - Nyssa is visited by three ghosts which show her the error of her ways. Sort of.

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five

Outside The Box - Imran Inayat - Conflict resolution, toddler style.

Preschool Peri and the Potential of Paradoxes - John Elliott - Little Peri answers a few questions. Drabble. Spoilers for the Big Finish audio 'Peri and the Piscon Paradox'.

Questioning The Book - Imran Inayat - Izzy is suspicious about the Storybook's involvement in the 2010 Christmas special... Mild spoilers for the special's title and concept.

Scenes From A Playgroup - Imran Inayat - Another normal day in the day care centre, with added harassed demonesses...

Sights For Sore Eyes - B. K. Willis - Wedgies, wedgies everywhere when Baby Psycho Nyssa has an eye infection and the "Space Vixens!" toddlers come to visit.

Special Pleading - Vicky J. - The Tenth Doctor wants to know what's up with his roles in recent 'Story Times'. Double-drabble.

Story Time: A Revolting Rhyme - Vicky J. - The Master returns to the nursery with intent to educate the toddlers... using Roald Dahl's "Little Red Riding Hood". General spoilers for the final episodes of Season 3.

Story Time: Beauty and the Beast - Vicky J. - Izzy gives in to the toddlers' demands and lets the Master return as storyteller. Uh-oh... Followed up by the drabble "Meanwhile, Back at the Barn".

Story Time! Charles Augustus Milverton - John Elliott - Or 'Why the Master doesn't want Martha starring in his stories again'. Tiny spoilers for 'Partners in Crime'.

Story Time: Cinderella - Douglas B. Killings - Another story time at the Day Care Centre Outside Continuity.

Story Time! Gereint and Enid - Vicky J. - In which Gwen Cooper visits the creche and tells a Welsh story filled with blood, gore and sex. It's not Torchwood, just the Mabinogion.

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Epilogue

Story Time! Hansel and Gretel - Vicky J. - Or why you should never, ever, leave the story book unattended near the kids.

Story Time! Jack And The Beanstalk - Daibhid Ceannaideach - For the entertainment of the kiddies, Chris does Jack and the Beanstalk. Sort of.

Story Time! Kate Crackernuts - Daibhid Ceannaideach - When the girls demand a story with more 'girl power', Izzy tells them the Scottish fairytale 'Kate Crackernuts'. Spoilers up through 'Last of the Time Lords'.

Part 1 - Part 2

Story Time! Macbeth - John Elliott - Jamie has a cunning plan: read 'Macbeth' to the toddlers. This is Nameless. Cunning plans never go as intended.

Story Time: Pride and Prejudice - Vicky J. - A.k.a. "Pride and Petulance". Followed up by Vicky J.'s "Party and Persuasion" and John Elliott's "A Casting Conceit".

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6

Story Time! Rapunzel - Vicky J. - In which the Simm Master finally makes good his threat to tell the Grimm fairytale, Rapunzel.

Story Time: Sequelitis - Vicky J. - In which the newest Master gets addicted to story time at the creche... General spoilers for the final episodes of Season 3.

Story Time! Sleeping Beauty - John Elliott - Izzy's retelling of 'Sleeping Beauty' encounters an unexpected hitch.

Story Time! The Adventure of the Engineer's Thumb - John Elliott - In the spirit of Christmas, the Master elects to tell the kids something joyful and heartwarming... well, for him, anyway. Spoilers up through 'Journey's End'.

Story Time! The Adventure of the Priory School - John Elliott - Rose takes on the challenge of Story Time, but finds herself a little too involved in the story... Spoilers through "The End of Time" Part Two.

Story Time! The Bruce-Partington Plans - John Elliott - Izzy has laryngitis, so it's time for another Holmes pastiche...

Story Time - The Coming of the Hound - John Elliott - The legend of the Hound of the Baskervilles gets the 'Story Time' treatment, courtesy of Dr. Watson himself. Spoilers up through 'Last of the Time Lords'.

Story Time! The Flower Fairies - John Elliott - A passing remark of Izzy's in Vicky J's "Special Pleading" has unfortunate effects...

Story Time! The Goose Girl - John Elliott - This time, the Master tells the kids the story of The Goose Girl.

Story Time! The Haunted Hotel - John Elliott - The Delgado Master is intent on introducing the children to proper literature - specifically, Wilkie Collins' "The Haunted Hotel".

Story Time! The Illustrious Client - John Elliott - Featuring Ace and Shou Yuing as Holmes and Watson, with the Dream Lord as the client. Business as usual, then. Spoilers for episode three of the 2010 BBC Sherlock miniseries.

Story Time! The Musgrave Ritual - John Elliott - It's the Tenth Doctor's chance to tell the kids a Sherlock Holmes story. Things go about as smoothly as might be expected (that is, /not/).

Story Time! The Six Napoleons Rassilons - John Elliott - What happens when Izzy lets her mind wander on the job.

Story Time! The Speckled Band - John Elliott - The classic Sherlock Holmes story, done 'Story Time' style. Spoilers for Season 3's 'Blink'.

Story Time! The Three Garridebs - John Elliott - Another Sherlock Holmes pastiche - with the Doctor and Master as Holmes and Watson. Just not in the roles you might expect...

Story Time! The Twelve Huntsmen - John Elliott - Isobel Watkins finds herself telling the toddlers the fairytale "The Twelve Huntsmen".

Tell Tale - Vicky J. - Follow-up drabble to "Zoe Heriot and the Elf-Knight". Zoe attempts to put her plan into action. Continued in John Elliott's "Treasons, Stratagems and Spoils".

They Shall Not Pass - John Elliott - Izzy's looking for someone to keep would-be storytellers out of the nursery, but her choice /definitely/ leaves something to be desired...

They'll Let Anyone In These Days... - Imran Inayat - Life, death, and delirium in the nursery... oh, and Alsatian puppies, too.

Third Time Lucky - John Elliott - Double drabble following from Vicky J's "Twinkle, Twinkle". Zoe's plan finally succeeds... with one or two unexpected consequences. Concludes in "Holding the Baby".

Transitions - Imran Inayat - Beginnings and endings after the 2002 Adric Awards.

Treasons, Stratagems and Spoils - John Elliott - Drabble following from Vicky J's "Tell Tale". Zoe tries her plan again. Continued in Vicky J.'s "Twinkle, Twinkle".

Twinkle, Twinkle - Vicky J. - Drabble following on from John Elliott's "Treasons, Stratagems and Spoils". Zoe's cover story was a little too good. Continued in John Elliott's "Third Time Lucky".

Unbearable - John Elliott - Baby Eleven, the Ponds, and Jamie fight Care Bears. Written for dw-straybunnies' "Twelve Prompts of Christmas" on LJ.

Washed Up - Imran Inayat - The Justice Toddlers find themselves onboard a unique pirate ship.

We're On The Air! (well, sorta...) - Imran Inayat - Lights, camera...

Who's That Girl? - Imran Inayat - Izzy meets the toddlers. Be afraid. Be _very_ afraid.

You Have _Got_ To Be Kidding... - Imran Inayat - The pub outside continuity and the day care centre outside continuity collide.

Zoe Heriot and the Elf-Knight - John Elliott - Add-on drabble to Vicky J's "Sequelitis". Zoe plans retalitation for the Master's story. Continued in Vicky J.'s "Tell Tale"