Izzy marched into the nursery, over to the bookshelf, and pulled down the Big Book of Story Time.

"Did you have something to do with this?" she asked it.

The Book contrived to look innocent.

"I mean, seriously. First we get a This Time Round version of 'A Christmas Carol'... then we get an official TV version. This is your fault, isn't it?"

The Book managed to look smug.

Izzy wondered when it had started emoting. Then she wondered *how* it was emoting.

She was going to have to get the Librarian to take another look at it, wasn't she?