Okay, I found this website: http://dw.settiai.com/ You've probably already seen it, I'm usually the slow one here! It made me laugh a lot, although some things it threw up were too horrible to contemplate. (Although for some reason I *really* liked the idea of Benny/Seven and a Slitheen. Maybe there's something wrong with me...) And then, since this kind of madness belongs in the Round, that's what happened... *** TTR: Some Random Evening By V. Jewitt In which something even weirder than usual is going on, enough to put Ten right off his drink... * Ten had been busy lately - TV show, official tie-in novels, plus plenty of the usual fan fiction - so he hadn't been here for a few days, but he even so he hadn't expected this. He entered the Round, stopped in shock and then nipped back outside to check he had the right establishment. Having reassured himself on that front, he returned cautiously and tip- toed towards the bar. He nodded at Francois. "We've got some very odd couples in tonight. What's up?" Adric, who had been hiding behind the bar, risked poking his head up. "Someone's been playing with The Doctor Who Random Pairing Generator. A lot. Chris Cwej says if he's paired with me then too right it's involving poison." "Then the girl got jealous," added the Ogron briefly. "Now he's got two of them trying to kill him." Ten glanced over at Two and Donna seated at a table. He raised his eyebrows as far as he could. "What's their theme?" "Cultural differences," Francois replied. He grinned. "Never!" "Oh," said Adric, "I've got a list of the people you're paired with tonight. It's really long..." Ten muttered something about a date on Saturday evening and ran for his life. *** I'm not responsible for any of this. Really - Doctor Who is copyright of the BBC & BBC Wales; This Time Round was Tyler Dion's fault and The Doctor Who Random Pairing Generator was created by 'settai'. (Which really did suggest Second Doctor / Donna Noble / cultural differences. Thanks!) All right, so I did write it, but let's not be picky here... ;-)