TTR: Speculative Friction The Proprieter was locking up, when he noticed a figure lurking outside. "Oi!" he called, "Bob *the* *Muse*! Can I help you? Or are you hanging round here to set something up?" "What d'you mean?" asked Bob. "I know how Muses operate. If you're here outside normal hours, it's because you're preparing for a story. Well, you can clear off!" "I don't know *what* you're implying," insisted Bob as he left. * At a meeting of Muses, Bob removed three "DisContinuity Guides" and four "Completely Useless Encyclopedias" from his coat. "He's on to us. No riot in the Round tomorrow..." (A sequel, of sorts, to vj's "TARDIS Speculation") -- Dave Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc http://sesoc.eusa.ed.ac.uk/ "The only thing worse than being talked about is having nothing to declare except my handbag." -Oscar Wilde, according to Humphrey Lyttleton