'K9P' by A Gentleman Of Leisure. * When the Buffybot finally got down off the bar, exchanging the microphone for a pint of scrumpy, it was to find her Doctor in the arms of another woman, a brunette like herself. "Uh, what's up, Doc?" "This is Sarah Jane Smith, a very dear friend," he replied smoothly. "Charmed, I'm sure," said the Buffybot acidly, "but why's she carrying a mop and bucket?" The Doctor indicated a large puddle on the floor. "It happened when you sang that last chorus in the ultrasonic register," he said. "I guess I have that effect on some people," she agreed with a sly smile. Sarah Jane went bright pink, and pointed. The Buffybot became aware of something hovering round her ankles. "Hm. You ain't nothing like a Hound Dog," she observed. "Walkies?" * 'This Time Round' created by Tyler Dion. "Doctor Who" characters are the property of the BBC. "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" characters created by Joss Whedon, & Property Of and Copyright 'Mutant Enemy' etc. etc.